A Typical Conversation with The Leaf Guy (Dirty Harry Potter Version)

(At my other blog, I call myself The Leaf Guy)

Leaf Guy: (texting Coffee Stick about her Tumblr...then..)

Coffee Stick: By the way, ikaw naaalala ko pag nakikita ko si Neville sa HP 1. Ka-cute!!

Leaf Guy: What?! Nooo!

Coffee Stick: Haha. Cute kaya si Neville nung bata pa. Tapos hot na siya ngayon sa HP 7!

Leaf Guy: Hahaha.

Coffee Stick: Gusto kong pumasok sa Hogwarts.

Leaf Guy: Lahat naman gustong mag-enroll sa Hogwarts

Coffee Stick: Haha, oo. Sana tunay ang Hogwarts.

Leaf Guy: Kaya lang parang hindi ka makakapag-masturbate dun. Parang walang secrecy or privacy. Hahaha.

Coffee Stick: Whatda! Haha. favorite pasttime mo!

Leaf Guy: Oo nga. Parang ang lungkot ng buhay dun kapag hindi ka nakakapag-ehem. Hahaha.

Coffee Stick: Eh bakit sina Harry masaya naman?

Leaf Guy: Ewan. Baka may ibang way sila kung paano 'mag-play ng wands' nila.

Coffee Stick: Hahaha. Malay mo may spell about dun!

Leaf Guy: The Orgasmo spell siguro. Hahaha. Hindi siguro marunong nun si Malfoy kaya lagi siyang badtrip. Hahaha.

Coffee Stick: Haha. Kaya pala parang hindi siya nakakapaglabas ng sama ng loob.

Leaf Guy: Hahaha. (Pardon me, HP fans. XD)